Many organizations do performance reviews in December. Most do them very poorly.
So poorly that performance reviews are a frequent subject of the Dilbert cartoon strip. A few years ago, Scott Adams, Dilbert’s creator, wrote a strip called The Seven Stages of a Performance Review. In it, the Pointy Haired Boss (who is never actually named) comes over to Alice’s cubicle and announces, “It’s Time.” (Alice is the woman with the big pointy hair.)
What follows, in Alice’s words, is a far too common occurrence:
- Denial – “What, these aren’t even my objectives!’
- Anger – “Who said these things about me!”
- Bargaining – “What if I make someone write a glowing e-mail about me?”
- Depression – “Morale slipping away …”
- Acceptance – “Whatever. There’s no budget for raises anyway.”
- Trash-Talking – “Wool-covered pile of ignorant monkey spit.”
- Lunch
So, if you are a manager, and you are in the process of writing reviews, please go the extra mile. Remember, managing people is a sacred trust. Your people deserve more than a superficial and perfunctory performance review.
You can read the comic for yourself here: http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2003-06-22/
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